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I’m tempted to go read further to see what kind of asinine rationalizations they make for financing a burrito 😂

It's time for guillotines

In my previous life I was subscribed to this. Time flies

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I’m short $100M on a AAA tranche of burrito backed securities.

I thought that headline was a hoax, but no, that headline is real and it accurately reflect's the anonymous author's take. https://www.economist.com/finance-and-economics/2025/08/04/buy-now-pay-later-is-taking-over-the-world-good https://archive.is/20250804184418/https://www.economist.com/finance-and-economics/2025/08/04/buy-now-pay-later-is-taking-over-the-world-good

Hop in, boys. We're going to the fucking moon.