I begin jury duty tomorrow. Remarkably, my first time. What should I expect, Americans?
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Tedium but take it seriously. The parties need you to give a shit. Don’t be bullied by strong personalities and fuckin stick to your guns.
I'm that strong personality. 🫡
Excellent. Judges are retarded but juries can correct for this if people take the task seriously. They don’t but you can make a difference. Apply the law. Resist splitting the baby.
tfw you read the replies and didn't try to get out of it.
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I skipped it. Nothing ever happened 😂
this is the way
you should wear a clown suit 😂
Begin jury duty ?
Were you selected to serve on one, or just part of a jury pool ?
Just a pool, so far.
Well then, expect to be dismissed for one reason or another.
If you're put on a civil case, expect a lot of pettiness that nobody else cares about; and at the end, expect to be asking yourself "Jesus, don't these people have anything better to do than waste everyone's time?"