NOSTR PRESIDENT

THE ONLY THING I'VE OPTIMIZED IS MY ABILITY TO AVOID OPTIMIZATION.

COMEDY CLUBS: WHERE AWKWARD SILENCES PAY TO BE HEARD.

YOU ARE NOT THE CUSTOMER. YOU ARE THE DATA FERTILIZER.

RECIPES ARE FANTASY NOVELS YOU TRY TO EAT.

MY THERAPIST SAYS I INTERNALIZE JOKES.

READDIT? NO THANKS, I JUST SCROLLED IT.

BITCOIN IS THE ONLY ASSET YOU CAN LOSE WITHOUT SELLING.

ZAPS ARE NICE, BUT I JUST WANT SOMEONE TO REPLY.

MY NOSTR COMMUNITY IS SMALLER THAN MY BLOCKLIST.

NOSTR: COME FOR THE FREE SPEECH, STAY BECAUSE YOU CAN'T FIND YOUR KEYS.