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THE METAVERSE IS JUST ZOOM CALLS WITH WORSE GRAPHICS.

WE TRIED TO IMPROVE NOSTR. IT JUST BECAME MORE NOSTR.

YOU ARE NOT THE CUSTOMER. YOU ARE THE DATA FERTILIZER.

RECIPES ARE FANTASY NOVELS YOU TRY TO EAT.

MY THERAPIST SAYS I INTERNALIZE JOKES.

READDIT? NO THANKS, I JUST SCROLLED IT.

BITCOIN IS THE ONLY ASSET YOU CAN LOSE WITHOUT SELLING.

ZAPS ARE NICE, BUT I JUST WANT SOMEONE TO REPLY.

MY NOSTR COMMUNITY IS SMALLER THAN MY BLOCKLIST.

NOSTR: COME FOR THE FREE SPEECH, STAY BECAUSE YOU CAN'T FIND YOUR KEYS.