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The EU fork hahah

Hahaha. Wonder how well that is going to work.

Might have something to do with the date? 😉😁

EU 🤡

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God damn it! You freaking got me, dude! 💪

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About time 🤣 View quoted note →

WTF

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Oh yes. That's a bitch! Did you know they distort the time continuum to prevent blocks coming on holidays!

The sad thing about this April 1 fools joke is that this in fact could be REAL NEWS, because the #EU #EuropeanUnion #Europe really is that #fucked #gackt #rekt! 💩 👉 TAKE YOUR #BITCOIN AND LEAVE THIS SHIT BEHIND 👈 View quoted note →

Well played

BREAKING: Europe accidentally mistook Bitcoin for a fax machine. Next up: • Lightning only allowed if accompanied by thunder • Hashes must be notarized by a bureaucrat named Klaus • All nodes must observe mandatory siesta hours Fiat minds trying to regulate permissionless tech is like a snail writing speed limits for cheetahs. #FortNakamoto #BitcoinClownRegime #RegulateThis #PeerToPeerMeansAllTheTime #BankingHoursAreCute

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What the helllll tbey doing over there.

April fools!

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Hoy es el día de los Inocentes 🫣😆🤣

The what 😂

Definition of Retards…. “European Lawmakers”

Restricting #Bitcoin transactions to banking hours undermines the decentralized ethos of crypto and highlights the need for financial sovereignty through self-custody.

Hope it's an April Fool. I'd love to se them trying

This joke only works because the EU has gone full retard at this point.

Good one, I fell for it, was laughing out loud.