Govt: "We need your information to protect you from criminals."
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"Sorry, I meant to sell it to criminals so they can kidnap you and your family until you give up your money."
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"We are sorry" 🦭
Europe 🇪🇺 is finished ngl 😏
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This is a good government; they're right. Farmers usually say the same thing to their cattle and sheep.