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Reminds me of this from 30 years ago: Subject: Important Notice - Special High Intensity Training In order to assure the highest levels of quality and productivity, the company will implement Special High Intensity Training (S.H.I.T.). We believe all staff will benefit from this program. Employees who have not received S.H.I.T. before will receive it first. Those who have had S.H.I.T. will be moved to Advanced S.H.I.T. If you feel you’ve had enough S.H.I.T., you may apply for Supervisor High Intensity Training (S.H.I.T. Supervisor). We look forward to giving you more S.H.I.T. than ever before. Thank you, Management
And lest we forget: Subject: Advanced Management Training – B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T. Due to the overwhelming success of our Special High Intensity Training (S.H.I.T.) program, we are proud to announce a new advanced course: Bold Uncompromising Leadership Leveraging Synergistic High Impact Training (B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T.). This program is mandatory for all supervisors and managers. It will equip you with the tools to handle even more S.H.I.T. from upper management. We anticipate great things from those who excel in B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T. Thank you for your continued dedication. Management
And what’s leadership without someone to give SHIT to: Subject: Middle Management Training – C.R.A.P. Following the success of S.H.I.T. and B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T., we are introducing Creative Reorganization And Planning (C.R.A.P.) for middle managers. This advanced program will help you handle the B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T. from above while distributing S.H.I.T. below. Enrollment is mandatory. Management