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FUCK ME! THAT IS SO WANK. IF THAT PASSES AS A GOOD AD OVER THERE, THEN YOU LOT NEED HELP. FUCK BANKS, STACK SATS AND IN THESE TIMES OF FESTIVITY AND BULL RUNS, STAY HUMBLE

Sheesh what ever to just having some fun.

NEVER SELL YOUR CORN TO THESE SUITS LOL

First, there was BlackStone. Then, there was BlackRock. I present to you ...

The point is to distort, confuse and hypnotize the weak minded masses with morphing bright flashing colors. The eye and mind don't know what to focus on, creating a thoughtless staring trance. Like the bright colored 'toys' used to distract an infant to stop crying. This is everywhere. Don't fall for it.

Wait, this is for real? Like it's not an SNL skit or something?!?! View quoted note →

These people are unhinged from reality, and not in a funny way.

jesus christ man! what did i just watch??

so cringe View quoted note →

This is diamond guilded cringe. It reminds me of the ultimate fiat song I heard from the Citibank float at the Macy's day parade a few years back.

Hahahahahhahahahahahaahwhahahhaahahahahahhaahhahahahahaha

The best is that they would’ve had to listen to the song over and over to be able to lip sync it Imagine them rehearsing it to themselves Phenomenal stuff

Fuck no this isnt real

LITERALLY EVERYTHING I DETEST IN ONE VIDEO 🤮

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This must be part of Bidenomics. I can’t even imagine how much they spent on this turd.

GM. Get a load of the new #clownworld advertisement that just dropped. Suits just opened Pandora’s box and they have no idea what’s coming. View quoted note →

NGL, I did confuse them with Blackrock. Good thing they reminded me not to.

Blackstone

Exceptionally High Standards for the Benefit of Our Residents - Blackstone

We serve as responsible owner-operators on behalf of those who entrust us with their capital.

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Has anyone checked on Blackstone? Did they recover from this black pit of cringe ? View quoted note →