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Former spook. I do legal shit, but I'm not a lawyer. I cook better than ur mom. It's me, bitches. I heard there were snacks. I talk a lot about my former life, you Poast faggots, because I want to warn people away from that world. If you have a kid who thinks it might be cool to go be a Zog Trooper or Fed, have them come talk to me. I'll straighten them the fuck out on their very bad, horrible, absolutely not good idea. "That Fed Nigger" My wife is @Angel1313 and in her youth, she put Betty Page to shame. I love her, a lot.
Trivia night at the roadhouse tonight. We're right on the edge of the Thumb, Michigan's massive farmland. Ran into a neighbor, who offered me the use of his tractor last summer, but I just didn't get around to it. Begin the White Man Negotiations and Barter: "Hey you never did come get the tractor. I can bring it by." "Was busy, lost 21 chickens, had to reinforce the coop." "Oh. Got eggs? Hey I have a bunch of venison. Want some?" "Yeah I got eggs. We'd love some venison! I have tallow." "Well shit I could really use some tallow. Hey we have a new smoker!" "I can hook you up on tallow. A smoker, huh? I just dropped two apple trees. I've got a full facecord of applewood... Hey I'll bring you a bottle of mead." "Oh wow I love mead. We have some venison kielbasa too. We'll come by this weekend." "Sweet, man. Sounds good! I could really use the tractor when the weather breaks." "Done. See you this weekend."