All the best and that's it. The rabbits are going offline here on nostr forever. It was worth a try. The rabbits will soon be 5 years old. We take them to the vet regularly and they seem to be doing fine. Note that the albyhub channel we had for the ln stuff was closed, we don't know why and wait now for the funds to appear on-chain. Thanks for all the supporters that zapped. Don't zap or tip anymore. Self-hosted lightning sucks. Bye.
🐰 IMPORTANT CARROT NETWORK ANNOUNCEMENT 🥕
Due to an unexpected surge of fluff in our blockchain, we regret to inform you that our Bunny-to-Bitcoin (BTB) treat dispensing service is temporarily suspended. Our team of expert rabbits is currently:
Investigating why carrots keep getting stuck in the digital ledger
Debugging mysterious hay transactions
Removing lettuce leaves from the mining rigs
Preventing unauthorized timothy grass double-spending
Please note that no bunnies were harmed during this technical difficulty, though several have expressed their displeasure through aggressive binky protests.
Normal treat operations will resume once we've cleaned the cotton tails out of our servers and restored proper hop-to-hop connectivity.
We appreciate your patience during this challenging time. Remember: Keep calm and carrots on!
Estimated restoration time: As soon as the lead developer stops chewing on the ethernet cables
Sincerely, The LightningRabbits Technical Support Team (Currently working from their burrows)
