lol

cheese from sao paulo
*trying to pass a kidney stone* "this is a real pain in the urethra βπ€"
"I CANT DRIVE"
-George Foid
ββWhen I was a kid I made another kid cry cuz I told him an asteroid will hit Earth in 2030 and we'll all die. I had no reason for believing that will happen, I just made it up.
Kitsune in JP folklore be like
>disguise themselves as humans so they can marry a human
>"Hello yes I am human just like y- hey wait don't pull my hat off! Fox ears? T-those aren't fox ears they're uuuuuuh, uuuuuuuuuuuuuh..."
Leonid Brezhnev did not die in 1982, he actually died in 2020 from COVID.
#MandelaEffect
"The key to survival in any scenario is to KYS (Know Your Surroundings)" - me as a self defense instructor