Date idea for a foggy morning: get to a coffee shop with outside seating, preferably sheltered so it can rain too. Order hot chocolate, tuck into the blankets they provide and just enjoy the moment. Oh, I almost forgot, we also have remote controls for each other's toys buzzing under our pants 😊

Life is so hard. I do not know if I should google it or ask AI about 'how to become a cottagecore sub.' #decisions I should probably wait until Altman releases adult ChatGPT to the public though.

One of those mornings when you wake up and five minutes later your planned agenda is on fire, and everything goes south. And the feeling that it's OK not to fight it and just accept the defeat. Hmm, maybe I should get better at loving myself.

I don't often find myself to nod along with religious figures but... View quoted note →

#mood for some nature sightseeing

Today's random trivia: similar to the saying 'you can't have your cake and eat it too,' there exists a proverb: 'you can't both have a dick in your ass and your soul in heaven. ♥

GM 🌥☕

Women have no idea... (mostly)

After a long pause I suddenly crave to add #shisha to my usual palette of substance abuse. Wonder if She would be in the mood to fill Her mouth too tonight.