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I'm here to BREAK THE ILLUSION OF CONSENSUS by using humour & parody as powerful lenses to reveal truths & lies, question narratives, & turn headlines into a form of civic satire.
The Anti-Defamation League is writing Sunday school curriculum for Hispanic evangelical churches as part of a "partnership" with the National Hispanic Christian Leadership Conference. "We have roughly 2,000 active synagogues in America. There are 42,000 active Hispanic evangelical churches," Greenblatt tells an LA synagogue. "Right now, the ADL is co-writing Sunday school curriculum with them. Right now, the ADL is working on joint lobby days with them."
🔘🔘🔘First European troops arrive in Greenland amid Trump's threats to annex the Arctic island The mighty European coalition to defend Greenland has so far pledged to send only about 20–30 soldiers to the island
Another example of Scott Adam's insight. The night of the debate, he concluded that Kamala Harris had one that particular debate. But then next morning, upon further reflection he realized that Trump was playing the long game, and had actually won the debate with the "they're eating the cats".
🚀🌌 BREAKING 🌌🚀 NASA confirms Crew‑11 is returning early from the ISS… & insiders definitely suspect the real reason: Zena Cardman may be expecting! 👶🛰️ Sources speculate that in zero‑gravity, love—& maybe a little orbiting mischief—has flourished. After all, nothing says “space romance” like floating hand‑holds & shared Tang packets. But which gentleman astronaut could be the father? Mike Fincke, 58? Kimiya Yui, 55? Oleg Platonov, 39? Clearly most “suspectible” to zero‑G flirtation. 😉