much as the moderns observe christmas as an isolated event, and then its over - whereas traditionally christmas was a start, and proceeded for 12 days; clearly halloween is the start of a spooky time that then continues. november has a dark edge not present in playful october.

that is the truest love. no one shares a grocery list with a woman of the night.

wow, candy thats like 80% plastic. yeah this is the best thing i’ve ever eaten easily

the worst part about eating super healthy is that after a long time you look at the trash food, and you’re like: man that stuff isn’t even good. but then one day you have the trash food and its actually way better than you remember.

crazy that the halloween costume game really just started at the top and got the best outfit out of the way immediately https://hell.twtr.plus/media/0060e09b3d2070a15e1efe004c9b0f2c7753ded091552dcd891983e36e98caed.file

excellent final clarification on this wikipedia audio file of schubert's 'erlkonig': https://hell.twtr.plus/media/845dc69187cb5440d156592308edd2bc38b587d4d9ddc6300743562e0833d10b.file

i liked this one. someone on my end: “its about kids dying - they won’t touch it”. its really not about that, though, is it. i think we’re getting a little sensitive here. https://hell.twtr.plus/media/9cba59983185804eb3849b47261cb5106e9749e4e8838ba9608b3cf2ccac0373.file

local 4 year old: what is the goodest thing me: well, to do things for people you love. to succeed. to be wise, to learn things local 4 year old: no, what is the goodest thing to eat

“they won’t publish a comic about kids drowning”. wow alright. publishing really boxing me in creatively here.

extremely pleased to report that after a few months the New Yorker finally got back to me, and i now officially have the honor of announcing that i was rejected by them. id like to thank everyone that made this possible https://hell.twtr.plus/media/79df81b2d62b5ccd8f8825356cccabb5cd5976b60602bbc461da7ae0c7dc9ae5.file