me: "i wish you wouldnt buy so many"
him: "they were half off"
me: "i know. i just think you buy them faster than we can use them"
him: "it's not like they go bad"
me: "they do. they hatch worms*"
him: "not lately."
me: "ok."
him: "i've been cutting back."
a conversation between me and my dad about those terrible glass peppercorn grinders that they dont let you refill. 10.1.2026 before 6pm est.
*i meant moth larva