Mori

good morning I am a sleeper agent and the screeching of my phone tells me to wake up and pee

the advice friend just removed me because he thought I was ignoring him the whole day I think but I was just sleeping all day

lit an anthill on fire, quite exciting until a wasp came along and wanted to ruin the fun as is expected of their kind

I'm going to sleep now, tell all my friends that I said goodnight and make sure they say it back or I'll do somethin fucked up in my dreams

my friend is going to a psychiatrist, i hope they dont put any weird shit in their head or i'll gut them