David Zinn

Sam has been standing at this window all day but still can't think of anything to proclaim.

Several people were moved by Sluggo's heartfelt performance of "Il Mio Baffino Caro" (to walk quickly in the opposite direction).

George's motto: if you wear the hat, the party will find you.

Julian soon realized that scarves are useless against a westerly wind on an east-bound rabbit.

Philomena and Celeste discuss the relative unlikelihood of personal aeronautics.

Nadine Looks into the Future while Holding on to the Past

Craig and Susan are being as patient as can be expected – mostly because they can't reach the ribbons.

Not having considered the holiday season or his choice of winter gear, Morris made 95 cents shaking cobwebs out of his dinner bell.

Revenge is best served cold, and with mittens.

Due to a lack of opponents, Maude soon found that she had become a collector of snowballs.