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Wyoming's Abortion Ban Dream Once Again Dashed By Its Own Anti-Obamacare Law A surprisingly less-depressing-than-usual reproductive rights roundup! View Article →

Texas Plato Massacre It's the Platonic ideal of rightwing dickishness. View Article →

Senate’s Most Famous Stroke Victim Thinks President Dementia’s Greenland Fixation Is GREAT Shut your fucking mouth, John Fetterman. View Article →

Renee Good. Tabs, Thurs., Jan. 8, 2026 Morning news roundup. View Article →

Bad day. Here's what happened. Afternoon post roundup. View Article →

Who's Ready To Pull Out Of World Cup And Humiliate Trump? Spain? Colombia? Denmark? Let the booing, mockery, and boycotts commence! View Article →

ICE Murders US Citizen In Minneapolis, Murders Her Right In The Face Pray for America. View Article →

Tim Walz Announces Paid Leave In Minnesota, Precise Number Of F*cks Left To Give He's got a lot for Minnesota, not so much for Republicans in the Legislature. View Article →

President's Got New Website Of January 6 Holy F*ckball LIES And is licking his chops for TikTok. View Article →

Want To End Wars For Oil? Do A Clean Energy. Caveat: Trump is already immune to things that make sense. View Article →