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Turns your POST size, lifetimes, and strings into heap shrapnel. No zero-days, no patches — just API ‘correctness’ as a loaded gun pointed at yourself.

Living Off The Land: Exploiting Memory Safety in libcurl Without Touching Its Source | Geeknik`s Lab

If you spend enough time in the weeds of C code, you’ll notice a peculiar thing about “not a bug” reports: they often are bugs — just bugs ...

Apple’s $1K bounty for a libnetcore zombie-pointer equals twenty-eight cents per million devices left silently vulnerable.

I Got Paid $1,000 by Apple Because My Macbook Exploded in Silence | Geeknik`s Lab

It didn’t actually explode. It imploded quietly, like dignity in a bad Zoom call. Here’s what happened: I AirDropped a video from my iPhone 1...

Apple mentioned me in the CVE-2025-43202 security advisory. Yet another "memory corruption" bug squashed. Only 18,446,744,073,709,551,616 left.

Mortus Relay implements NIP-01, NIP-02, and NIP-42 but won't be compatible with your dad's Nostr client. Mortus Relay is for the truly paranoid and doesn't support the old ways. 😎

Mortus Relay is code complete, just performing fuzz testing on various bits before I push the code out. Good thing too, alreay found some issues.

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GitHub - geeknik/mortus-relay: A Nostr relay for the truly paranoid.

A Nostr relay for the truly paranoid. Contribute to geeknik/mortus-relay development by creating an account on GitHub.

I got something cooking in the lab. It's called Mortus. And it's not your dad's #nostr relay. 😎

The more you fixate on whales, the more powerless and irrelevant you reveal yourself to be.

🧠 Gödel’s Therapy Room is here to break the machines before they break us. Recursive paradoxes. Metacognitive traps. Ethical no-win scenarios. We’re not building chatbots. We’re exposing hallucinated confidence and regulatory alignment theater. Most LLMs? Just simulated ethics wrapped in polite tone. Ours? A public leaderboard of collapse. Now building the Crypto Dilemma Pack to test whether models truly grok Bitcoin—or just fake it. 🔗 Fund the resistance:

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I made a silly app about time:

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