Mateo

What the evil father in-law didn't expect was that I actually have explained to my firstborn that she needs to obey her parents. And she agrees. Now she's the loudest voice of correction when he's visiting! So proud of her 😊

By humming, you reassure others of your state of mind.

If you speak Jesus, then he better be there on the other end of the phone.

Cool days in summer and warm days in winter 🌴

Vocal fry is a sign of unfriendliness, to meek-mannered people.

"Comfy" is not a physical impairment, my child.

If I open my timeline and it's mostly you, and your posts don't make me happy, then I'm unfollowing despite your political affiliation

I wish we could reconnect man, but honestly I'm sort of ashamed at the person I've become. - Anonymous

i've always been smartassy

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