Junes

Why do Americans keeps jars of peanutbutter and random bottles of sauce and mustard in the strangest places in their home

not trying to libtard out but why do ice not carry cameras

what is that suspicious yellow gas they shot that random somali guy with point blank? pepper?

After capturing Greenland Trump will walk up to the mic, clear his throat and then say: "Why is it called greenland is there's snow everywhere" and then leave

Donaldo trumpo if u can hear me please abduct my boss so i dont have to go to work

please do not disturb my extremely autistic son he is very sensitive to stimuli

they're bombing who? what? the trump guy from the tv is? very funny man

got 50 fake stories lined up for when people asks about the cuts and scars on my arms