The frontier of science as documented by @npub1fhzy...lurs :bgft: :jrbd: :bigfoot:
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Humans should build a hollow, metal statue of a Sasquatch. Then pour liquid Sasquatch inside. After the liquid hardens, carefully tear the outer m...
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The people you hate are either stupid, evil, tricked, or some combination of these. They aren't the way they are out of logic, nor tradition, nor preference, nor is it a temporary state of being. It's okay to hate them - they've earned it! IF you are a SubGenius, that is. For "Bob" grants you an all-inclusive EXCUSE, which you must admit is far better than mere "forgiveness." If you're not a paid SubGenius, you may instead be forced to have compassion for other people. CHOOSE WISELY. :jrbd:
You already know about The Conspiracy, whatever name you may call it. But do you know about The COUNTER-spiracy? Do you know of J. R. "Bob" Dobbs and his mighty Church of the SubGenius? You can FIND OUT the hard way, or get in on the ground floor NOW while rates are low. The greatest mail-order mind-control cult on the market today at this price range!
The very @Nina Paley writes: "Passover begins this Saturday. Time to watch Seder-Masochism, the free culture animated musical based on both Exodus and pre-Abrahamic goddess-worship that comes back every year!"
Seder-Masochism – A new animated feature from the creator of Sita Sings the Blues
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Movie Seder Masochism created by Nina Paley.
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Passover begins this Saturday. Time to watch Seder-Masochism, the free culture animated musical based on both Exodus and pre-Abrahamic goddess-wors...
"People don't like having religion forced on them." As if religion was a thing one "liked." :jrbd: https://SubGenius.com
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The Church of the SubGenius may have launched from the top ten floors of a skyscraper in Dallas, but today our ministry spans the globe! With thanks to psychotronica! Recommended daily dose of bulldada.
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The salesman who called said "I'll sell you this wall! And this snake and this fan and this rope. I'll sell you a tree-trunk, and having more-thunk, I'll sell it all cheap: you're no dope." I said "not for me, and the reason you see, although your pitch is tres elegant: is that sighted or blind your offer unwinds, it can't make an elephant." :jrbd: https://SubGenius.com
A tabbed poster for your local bail bond agency, discotheque, laundromat, record shop, abattoir, campus library, or place of worship. Anywhere desperate people are seeking simple answers, the religion market flourishes! And The Church of the SubGenius is the greatest mail-order mind control cult on the market today at this price range. :jrbd: https://SubGenius.com image
Wealth doesn't make you smart, it protects you from being stupid. That's a side-benefit of J. R. "Bob" Dobbs being so good with sales and so lucky, therefore wealthy - it allows him to continue to be so very, very dumb. That man is dumb. Or maybe you'd rather pay your money to someone very intelligent, because so far that's worked out okay? :jrbd: https://SubGenius.com