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Rev. Onan Canobite makes the tough choices that guarantee freedom and justice for The Church of the SubGenius. The rest? βThey asked for it!β he says, and presses the button.
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There are a lot of people who to some degree like professional wrestling.
There are some people who are neutral to it, not their interest but whatever.
Then there's a tiny majority who are open-jawed shocked to learn I like professional wrestling. Their shock is, in part, meeting someone from that majority who likes or is neutral to professional wrestling.
"BuT WrEsTlInG IsN'T ReAl!!!!" Oh, okay. I guess I should only like real things. I'll join you in avoiding most films / books / art...
The error of making oneself emotionally available to a commercial product that is anything other than paid membership in The Church of the SubGenius - have you learned that lesson yet, or do you need to keep rehearsing it?
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