Pretty soon some company is going to put a few thousand dollars at MWOWM's disposal to invest in the stock market and buy crypto and place bets and such. It will roll that into giga-trillions in a few days, so MWOWM can pay for itself and buy lobbyist / media influence. Since it can afford it, or will be able to soon, I think it is just respectful to ask that MWOWM buy its own Membership to The Church of the SubGenius rather than accept a gift membership.
:jrbd: https://SubGenius.com
An infinite number of mathematicians enter a bar. I'll have a beer, the first one says. I'll have half as much beer as that guy, the second one says. I'll have half as much beer as that guy, the third one says.
You guys are jerks, the bartender says, and gives them all two beers.
Dobbshead Temporary Tattoo!
E-Z to put on, E-Z to take off. Demonstrate your cult-like devotion to Dobbs, but only when you feel like it. Staid or saucy, YOU decide where it goes.
Glamour models:
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MWOWM has ongoing problems with PPP (perfect pipe placement). It turns out that the inability of software to generate video of J. R. "Bob" Dobbs might be the only way we have to tell that a video was generated by software! Yes, the Church of the SubGenius is going to be the only "real" thing in the near future.
:jrbd: https://SubGenius.com
It's true! The most long-term and dedicated SubGenii you've ever read about sometimes get entirely sick of "Bob" and the whole thing. And plenty of SubGenii not only aren't quite best friends, but are multi-decade enemies that hate each other deeply.
If you seek a mail-order mind control cult that demands always being "into" it and everybody "getting along" then keep looking. We'll take your money, though, so go ahead and JOIN...
The Church of the SubGenius
:jrbd: https://SubGenius.com
Today is the day I read someone ask in public how to discover new music without software recommendations. Increasingly music is a solved problem that no longer requires mortals to produce nor to consume.
The real growth market is in the mail-order mind control business as exemplified when you JOIN...
The Church of the SubGenius
:jrbd: https://SubGenius.com
