Hey there buddy. #BirdsOfMastodon

A view over the Seto Inland Sea in Japan for #FensterFreitag 🇯🇵

Smoke em if you got em, it's time for Die Hard 2.

Had the MRI this morning, for the back operation. 35 minutes inside the infernal machine. I was all good until around minute 28 or so when my brain decided that I couldn't swallow (and I needed to). That gave me a sudden urge to sit up, and you can't really be doing that trapped inside a metal tube. I fought it and stayed calm but it wasn't fun. A ridiculous edge of panic threatened. I used to approach this stuff with much more casual relaxation, I don't know what's happened to me lately.

It's time to head to the coast, have a few laughs. #DieHard

In The Netherlands, where they don't censor profanity, he's known as Winnie The Shit. #ShitpostingSunday

I wonder if #SecretSantaAoNZ folks know that you can search someone's posts for a particular hashtag? This is in the web interface, your app probably differs. Click on the hashtag in someone's (me in this example) message and you can: > Browse posts in #SecretSantaAoNZ > Browse posts from @npub16687...ttqz in #SecretSantaAoNZ

That fire in Hong Kong is the stuff of nightmares. Those poor people. If you havent seen it maybe just take my word for it.

Nearly accidentally put moisturiser on my toothbrush this morning. What would've happened? My teeth and mouth are already moist. What if I'd inadvertently moistened them further? Moisture overload? I'm already at maximum moist in there. Thoroughly soggy in there to be fair. 😬

Behold my steam mop. Isn't She Lovely 🎵