essjax

Oh Lordy, they comin #BirdsOfMastodon

Absolute scenes at the beach #BirdsOfMastodon

I've been defenestrating any products from the USA, removing it all from my life. But one that I'm weirdly sad about is losing this stuff. Every few months I'll buy a tin, slice some up, fry it until browned and crispy, whack it between two bits of fluffy white bread, slather it in English mustard and devour. It's god-tier snackage. No more.

Gone With The Wind #BeansAShowOrMovie #HashTagGames

My city has freeparking for the Christmas period. When I've seen visitors peering at the parking machines, I've helpfully told them there's no need to pay. Helped several folks. I just discovered it's free in parking buildings only, you still have to pay on-street 😟

One of the many great things about New Zealand is the lack of Amazon online shopping. Now if we could just get rid of Temu.

Hey you're just in time for today's installment of "In What Ridiculous Way Will Essjax Injure Himself Today?" Well, I have some New Socks and a New Swiss Army Knife. I was using the littlest blade on the knife to remove the bit where they sew the socks and the little cardboard bit together with a few loops of cotton. Done. Knife to one side, blade still out. Put the socks away in the sock drawer. Sat on the bed, hand out, straight on the blade. That little blade is sharp folks. We have blood.

Alright, bear with me. Alcohol, but cake.