Overheard in the hardware shop.
"I don't like the coloured. I only like the whites."
"What the fuck, Jenny?"
"Chrismas Tree Lights! I'm talking about Christmas Tree Lights! Oh my god"
I hereby and humbly nominate myself for Rdiculous Injury of the Week:
Steam mopping the kitchen. Rigorously thrusting the mop forwards, as you do, but my thumb caught my shorts pocket. Bent my thumb all the way backwards. 😅 🤡
Oh man. Went to the supermarket yesterday and bought several week's worth of food.
Accidentally left a bag with all the chilled food and dairy in the car. Which has been in the hot sun all day. It's all gotta go in the bin :(
I haven't had KFC in at least twelve years.
Swung by today to give it a bash, and they'd run out of chicken 😂
I'll try again in 2037 if I'm still about and keen.
