Ugh. Three balls in then suddenly everything is wet. #Cricket #nz
Back in the late 90s I did a work placement with "Loaded" magazine in London. The editor of the time had come from one of the big newspapers, and told me how all of the UK news industry knew about Prince Andrew's awful activities, had the smoking gun evidence, and that they couldn't publish because of massive threats over their heads. They all toed the line. I'm not one for conspiracy theories but it does seem the establishment wields enormous power when it wants to protect its own.
Dear fellows of Aotearoa New Zealand! On my triumphant return to these beautiful lands from the savage Northern Hemisphere, I proclaim that I have liberated and repatriated to us the hitherto forgotten celestial fireball with which they've been warming themselves. This magnificent orb is hereby reinstated to our very heavens, and I bid you go out and avail yourselves of it's mighty gift, afore the Northern barbarians inevitably steal it back not six months from now. A glorious Radiance awaits!☀️
Cruise Ship season is officially open. Celebrity Edge repositioning for Southern Hemisphere Summer: Hawaii, Tahiti, Tauranga - then on to Auckland, Bay of Islands, Sydney. #ShipsOfMastodon image
My ride to Auckland is here. Nearly the end of the trip. #EssjaxInUK /Netherlands /Hong Kong #PlanesOfMastodon image
Overheard in the hotel : Customer Service Manager: Mr Johnson! How are you today? Mr Johnson : Good. Look, my daughter arrives today. Can you arrange a nice hand bag as a gift? She likes Dior and Versace. CSM: Of course. Any preference on price? Mr J: You choose. It'll save me a fortune if I don't have to take her shopping. CSM: Consider it done. I'll have it sent to your room shortly.
I haven't left the hotel today. The jet lag has reached Actually Hallucinating proportions. I don't do well heading East long haul. Other directions are fine 🤷 #EssjaxInUK /Netherlands / Hong Kong
Mind the lampposts mate 👀 image
I can't tell which side is the photograph and which is the drawing 👀 image