Born to do manual labor. Forced to do math.
Parker Banks
My yurt finally has doors and walls.



"Hello, I would like one holocaust of cookies please."
"Actually, only 5,999,999 Jews died, so technically it wasn't a holocaust."
"You expect me to buy a house at these prices? I can't afford holocaust dollars."


I have created the best timeline.

Un Monde Meilleur / A Better World
