Parker Banks

Born to do manual labor. Forced to do math.

My yurt finally has doors and walls.

"Hello, I would like one holocaust of cookies please." "Actually, only 5,999,999 Jews died, so technically it wasn't a holocaust." "You expect me to buy a house at these prices? I can't afford holocaust dollars."

I have created the best timeline.

Un Monde Meilleur / A Better World

Do the media literate never wonder why that, while even the fruitiest fruitcake loves to fantasize that they're Rambo, the reverse is never true? How many actual tough guys out there like to pretend they lead a therapy drum circle? It's a one way street.

@Junes What did Wilhelm mean by this?

I do my Christmas shopping on the 23rd like a responsible adult. Not like those Christmas Eve deadbeats.

Started publishing some audiobooks again. Working through my 10-book backlog.