i was at "the library" with a kid. they told me they were doing "story time". i went into a room where they were showing a sesame street video about numbers. i am now putting "story time" and "library" in quotes because apparently i do not know what these words mean.
i bought a new computer and this is what they put on the home screen by default https://hell.twtr.plus/media/cbc0d259099fa4766452a4e5d08111e217f472e31b004a0ec91e3f341fba706c.file
RT @MorinoSoren@twitter.com: I immediately purchased this when it came out. It is a beautiful book and my boys love it. Bedtime classic https://hell.twtr.plus/media/20aac15322b2623cde5f5f40b5f1fe7fc11f6d679b6b901014217416af61bf26.file https://hell.twtr.plus/media/a1b8460c401c310d2b9d22c86193173efecacfd541e16c398c75f8aac3067a0d.file https://hell.twtr.plus/media/567d8dae173e4ffc549ad747673e62cf5af401a2f8d0ea1290c3fbeb8cbb48d3.file https://hell.twtr.plus/media/930c61d8f10de39f07dfae85e1cdbc22b48eea70a830b9f16d69c2a500e221cf.file
RT @xtgdelrio@twitter.com: I want https://hell.twtr.plus/media/20aac15322b2623cde5f5f40b5f1fe7fc11f6d679b6b901014217416af61bf26.file https://hell.twtr.plus/media/a1b8460c401c310d2b9d22c86193173efecacfd541e16c398c75f8aac3067a0d.file https://hell.twtr.plus/media/567d8dae173e4ffc549ad747673e62cf5af401a2f8d0ea1290c3fbeb8cbb48d3.file https://hell.twtr.plus/media/930c61d8f10de39f07dfae85e1cdbc22b48eea70a830b9f16d69c2a500e221cf.file
some outdoor paintings by mike shida (australian) https://hell.twtr.plus/media/bd56ac1a16e57eadc173784ec73debb0e3bec9e1d820b7c36e0dec6715749a0d.file https://hell.twtr.plus/media/4e3ace3a18b12f204d4ad352e8c0f1972899f1933912b3629efe26d39309a97c.file https://hell.twtr.plus/media/cb601479e271591fc338d059b167a76bcacc835c1a9f3c732a96da375b42f606.file https://hell.twtr.plus/media/d051efb0c97ad46cdd8fb7449460665eddc45bc88aec58d394233b048067019c.file
one time a guy picked me up to drive somewhere. religion came up. he said he was gnostic. i got kind of excited as odd esoteric niche beliefs are kind of my whole thing. so i’m asking him all these questions and after like 45 minutes he says “actually i think its called agnostic”
RT @john_henry@twitter.com: this is lovely, I’ve read through it a few times. https://hell.twtr.plus/media/20aac15322b2623cde5f5f40b5f1fe7fc11f6d679b6b901014217416af61bf26.file https://hell.twtr.plus/media/a1b8460c401c310d2b9d22c86193173efecacfd541e16c398c75f8aac3067a0d.file https://hell.twtr.plus/media/567d8dae173e4ffc549ad747673e62cf5af401a2f8d0ea1290c3fbeb8cbb48d3.file https://hell.twtr.plus/media/930c61d8f10de39f07dfae85e1cdbc22b48eea70a830b9f16d69c2a500e221cf.file
on a package of lemons, they depict a large lemon spitting out one of his seeds. a hypersexual image (literally putting forth his seed) clearly inappropriate for children - unless it is a mythological reference to the egyptian creation of the universe. i am calling the company.