crazy that putting a kid to bed is this kind of kafkaesque sisyphean endeavor where it’s actually not possible to force another being to fall asleep, so you’re like “go to sleep”, but they can’t make themselves, and you can’t make them, but you just pretend you can, every night.

RT @jakeboggan@twitter.com: I cannot recommend this book enough. My girls love the verses and I am going nuts looking at obscure details in the drawings. The way each of the planets are drawn in the third picture deeply tickle me. https://hell.twtr.plus/media/20aac15322b2623cde5f5f40b5f1fe7fc11f6d679b6b901014217416af61bf26.file https://hell.twtr.plus/media/a1b8460c401c310d2b9d22c86193173efecacfd541e16c398c75f8aac3067a0d.file https://hell.twtr.plus/media/567d8dae173e4ffc549ad747673e62cf5af401a2f8d0ea1290c3fbeb8cbb48d3.file https://hell.twtr.plus/media/930c61d8f10de39f07dfae85e1cdbc22b48eea70a830b9f16d69c2a500e221cf.file

unlike religions, which tend to encompass a wide range of human experiences, you can really characterize philosophies based on whether or not they are fun. postmodernists, whatever you think of them: clearly having a good time. existentialism: uncomfortable, grey, hats - not fun.

lol (kierkegaard) https://hell.twtr.plus/media/87b2235ca3f6ed17fc4f602133a68834588e4504f81fe5db2fb8eb3dbf2f7db7.file

i should link the guy (@thejakechristie). i do not know how to link to tik tok (i live in a hut).

apparently i was featured on a tik tok show called 'museum of twitter' where a guy interviewed his mom about one of my tweets. very cool. the internet landscape still manages to produce odd novel occurrences. https://hell.twtr.plus/media/d3edfd4dfd0593463458b0b718bb3ebdf4368eb34f9f3f79ecdd8c78717d5e13.file

i noticed that when watching TV or film, i have zero awareness that i am watching actors. i know it intellectually, but i am totally under the spell of it. i have no awareness of "acting", the set, it is all just real. i am like a caveman watching magic. a drooling troglodyte.

posted this between christmas day and new years so, just bumping it now that real time / real year has started https://hell.twtr.plus/media/6643be4fc5f47d1e27bbfe51e17ea2c7db28d90d16906744279d076de655ff34.file https://hell.twtr.plus/media/6c511e61f24ad8868f2ad5f65929430223a618fdaf9a0cb495793df292b05774.file https://hell.twtr.plus/media/98510b7ffff534e1080d1d402627f2ad2e8f9dafcc8a19aa2573892021752284.file https://hell.twtr.plus/media/f5905278affc04745dcbf41ca1f7a2fb7c7d686a00364fd7ae4e5126f3757899.file

he was clearly wondering if he had gone insane. i couldnt answer that. last week a friend got sent to the hospital and got a crazy diagnosis. i ask if he’s taking any medicine. he says: yeah, actually, i know this sounds weird - it’s a drug made from chinese hamster ovary cells.