RT @ChuckLynchlich@twitter.com: Add to it babyology, Rover in Church, and Kingdom of Verse by @owen cyclops, Volume 2 of Webster's Dictionary 3rd edition (H-R), The Apostle, and Adventures in American Literature, a 750 page high school textbook from 1930. A great haul this year, God bless my MiL.

the two religions: gospel clown and pitbull satanist

right after finding this im waiting outside a store. theres a guy there with a pitbull. one of those very low to the ground tank slug types. asks me about my books. “i like… weird religion books, i guess”. says, “oh”: pulls down his shirt and has a huge baphomet pentagram tattoo

odd book patrol makes a serious find: https://hell.twtr.plus/media/818368b3a6976bb5f72ea69cf517356ed9c89ea2260bc4ea1c20dbf0ff59fa4a.file

thank you to everyone who invited me into your christmas morning. very cool way for me to close out the year https://hell.twtr.plus/media/022a49683fba2eb6d76c38abed1c4d1ff3ceab5c08d2cfadf52489770f131f69.file

alright. so now my ruse has a new layer. i tell him what a telescope is: he’s like: wow, can we get one? no. they’re really hard to find. ive painted a world where telescopes are impossible to acquire. so every now and then he’ says, “well, maybe we’ll see one one day”. me: https://hell.twtr.plus/media/266f28534d3e83bf750578043f5dcf2af6164c83a892d43b036d74d57abef0d3.file

okay. i got the tape. but i wanted to get something else. he’s obsessed with planets and stars, we covered these from a few perspectives. talks about them all the time. so i got him a telescope. big for me. im amped. one day i ask, do you know what a telescope is? “no.” (lol)

ive been broke for a while dealing with some family issue. i got some money for christmas gifts together: im amped. so i ask my son (4), what do you want for christmas? he says: tape. okay, what else? just tape. so i got him to write a letter to santa. he just asked him for tape https://hell.twtr.plus/media/d47910ecf0e7cbd7fbc149fa8d3015d391972ceb725d8c641b7abbe2722c20af.file

the family: dad is wrapping presents the dad: https://hell.twtr.plus/media/6b25f6aadc5ed67826d9c7bf7d5f473b6e3e54dd228c75fc207758a6a97b67eb.file

RT @vinyl_bones@twitter.com: https://nitter.poast.org/owenbroadcast/status/1144068749043142656?s=46&t=WxLE3hUF-nczwicL-yiDUQ https://hell.twtr.plus/media/5c2659a3c147a8e8d6c0ba70bc6112d9bf1e49270db12a6ccb869a11585b1ea0.file