what is the automatic calculation that “owen cyclop” and “owens cyclop” are plausible names but owen cyclops is not. justify this before a court of my peers.

i am systematically being kept from showcasing my wares on facebook. my friends obviously do call me owen cyclops. what else would they call me. “the system” does not want me to show the catholic homeschoolers my drawings. https://hell.twtr.plus/media/d4b6fad3c5b7841054d0e14e9eecac3d037519464c6d589b9f8b2c7777c1919b.file

(adolf hiremy-hirschl, ahasuerus at the end of the world)

crazy that this painting was done in 1888 but genuinely looks like box art for an epic 2002 PC game https://hell.twtr.plus/media/ebc13026de6d593b1134099eede89e444b93352c7bb0cbd31d71edf225fa0538.file

you see posts where a guy draws a square on the floor and a cat sits in it. i can report that if you draw a medieval labyrinth on the ground in chalk small children will spontaneously walk through it. the labyrinths are free. i have trapped dozens of children in chalk labyrinths. https://hell.twtr.plus/media/5a54548ed38e27b3394a7d9ed42908d31be4d553b901d3d51f505300e143364c.file

despite its cute soft facade etsy feels like the most “wilderness” part of my operation. if someone contacts me from twitter, i know we’re from the same place. etsy: who is it? who is there? moms? professional women? husbands? from what kingdom? they emerge from the internet fog. https://hell.twtr.plus/media/8f566e450ea6fc42d5760bd02bc90bab5a959ccb8a11eb27404c273735bb3f26.file

this is what “forbidden knowledge” looks like in the suburbs: https://hell.twtr.plus/media/cd63d44fba208bcf5442b0fbec44828c7dd647c8cc21eaac693677a279fdfa16.file

i am also on etsy if you don’t know me and prefer to use that (hello, i am local internet guy, ask anyone, i have dog, baby, etc). thats linked in my profile here. https://hell.twtr.plus/media/8f566e450ea6fc42d5760bd02bc90bab5a959ccb8a11eb27404c273735bb3f26.file

today may be the last day to order this package and get it in time for christmas - it takes me a few weeks to get these in. (we are already in advent mode, charting shipping dates and logistics.) reviews for our main christmas gift art are below. link:

Owen Cyclops

Owen Cyclops

Owen Cyclops

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