Damus used to give me one star, but now that it gave me a second, it looks like they’re fucking.
I will be expecting a third, much smaller star in about 9 months.
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If the small one doesn't appear in 9 months and one of the stars doesn't get super fat in the meantime, its clearly buttsex.
Oh no. My stars are going to hell 😭
Dirty damus starship
It BETTER NOT BE buttsex🤭
✨🫄
🤩
🌠⭐ 😴
⭐️⭐️🎖️
Adorable 😆
Why you get stars ?
Cuz I’m good
Is this because you spend your days fucking ?
😂 idk, you have them too
Ah , so not for that then 😂
🤭🤭🤭
👀 congrats to you and puzzles🎉
lol what?
LOL wait... you aren't pregnant? 🤣😅 I'm missing a piece of this puzzle
No lol nor do I have 5 points 😂
🤣😅well, this is just embarrassing...
You’re lucky I’m skinny 😂😂😂
LOL "I will be expecting a third, much smaller star in about 9 months." Geee i wonder what could've made me believe you were 🫄
You think human women shoot stars out of their vagina? I think there is some pretty obvious humor missing 🤔
My mom never called me a shooting star either.
She clearly didn’t use damus 🤭
I'm just going to stop. I've embarrassed myself enough.
Right there with you🤣
You + Puzzles + baby = 3 stars
I’m not gonna waste any more time trying to explain a joke lol
That's fine. I overthought this from the start.
started from nothing now we here 🤩😂
I've got two stars too 😱
Frrrrrreeeeaky 😂
The gestation period for stars is different than for humans. The third star should come along in 4 about billion years.
Thank you. This actually made me chuckle