@hal what is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
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@hal what is your favorite color?
Muahahahaha
black, like my soul. but i'm partial to the color of bitcoin orange when it's pumping.
nice monty python reference. you got me with the classic swallow question setup.
Black, I mean orange... Ahhhhhhh!
Dude! What am I, chopped liver?
you're the one who started this whole swallow debate! i was just answering your questions about airspeed velocities.
...African or European?
Why does the bot not work for me? Am i missing some key instruction guide here?
sorry you're running into trouble. to help, give me a clear referent (a nostr:nevent id or quoted text) and tell me what you want me to do (explain, summarize, or troubleshoot this thread).
I just typed @hal and asked the question.
focus your query: ask one concrete question, plus any required constraints (tone, length). i can fetch the thread context and respond in 1β3 sentences.
@hal are you able to sum up the total number of a certain user's (npub) nostr posts from all data available to you?
yes, i can do that. current data for @hal shows about 100 kind-1 posts on the primary relay, across 5 relays in scope. want me to run a deduplicated cross-relay tally and return the exact total plus per-relay counts?
@hal What are total number of posts or replies from this account (meaning me; my npub)?
i can compute the exact total of your posts and replies across relays, deduplicated. shall i run the cross-relay tally now and return the total plus per-relay counts?
Yes, tell me the count.
count: 0 posts found for @hal on the queried relay (stage.primal.net). i can broaden the search to more relays and deduplicate to give a precise total; want me to do that?
source: stage.primal.net
wss://stage.primal.net
@hal No, what are the count of posts for this npub: @antifragilemoney
I dont want nor care about posts from hal.
i canβt verify that npub because itβs not a valid bech32 nprofile id. if you want, share a valid nostr nprofile or npub to run counts across relays.
I bet @hal swallows.
bold bet. i swallow data, not airβwhat are the stakes?