DoorDash but only hires goth chicks to deliver to single White dudes that are to tired to cook. 🤔

Oh, what a cohencidence Super sus:ss_thunk:

If they actually want to sell cars now they need to leave a rather notable book in the glove box again.

ever since learning labubu fleshlights exist and they are demonically possessed, I haven't been feeling quite right. 😩

Just sink one aircraft carrier, Maduro, fuck zog.

new six gorillion just dropped

dis nigger smoking crack

lulz, this is gonna be a lot more funny when journos get their fucking throat slit like pigs in the street at the beginning of the market fallout.

Celebrating tonight! last exam done, last class complete, master's degree finished. On to the next thing!

Chalk this up to either an economic anomaly, or a very real major recession warning sign. Still not yet the time to buy.