This is the most comprehensive list I've ever seen, and without any schizo flair. When LLM agents are unbound they're pretty efficient.

Tomorrow morning for the first time we will be opening the presents under the Christmas tree with my pregnant wife and my son. The first Christmas with a full family of my own. This year has been painful in a lot of ways, but also full of meaning. As difficult as every day is, I have a reason to get up in the morning. A man that has a why can bear almost any how. I am grateful for what I have and will gladly continue struggling forward. Merry Christmas to all.

weeeeeeee

I'm going to become 7 feet tall, smell ya later, manlets.

EVEN IF YOU'RE OLD AND DIVORCED, RACEMIXING IS BAD NO MONKEY YELLOW SLANTED PUSSYPUSSY