Yeah bring me foot tall burger so l can slap it on the ground and say look what you did. How tf am I supposed to eat a burger that's a foot tall? What am I supposed to do, deconstruct it? I'm not sure what's more embarrassing having a foot tall burger brought to me by mistake, or sitting there trying to figure out how to eat it with a whole restaurant sitting there looking at me like the garbage dumpster of a human being that I am. Well.... I guess if this is what's for dinner can you bring me some chilly cheese fries to wash it down?
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It's an ironic time to be wearing a Rolex. There's someone over there eating squeeter patties, and there you are with a roley on your wrist. If ! had 40k l'd just tape it to my wrist and be like yo boo see this cake....want some? I mean the watch could be fake.... But 40 stacks taped to your wrist is real wealth.
It's an ironic time to be wearing a Rolex. There's someone over there eating squeeter patties, and there you are with a roley on your wrist. If ! had 40k l'd just tape it to my wrist and be like yo boo see this cake....want some? I mean the watch could be fake.... But 40 stacks taped to your wrist is real wealth.
The Big Bang or Instant Tater Tots? Since no one's asking the real questions, we will.
If we can get a big bang why can't I get crispy hot tots whenever I want them? I'm being serious. Both are miraculous, but why do we only get one. I don't want to get up, put them in the toaster oven, then keep checking over and over and they're still not crispy!? I want to snap my fingers and shovel them in my face.
Thing is, you can't get something from nothing. So which is more believable? The big bang or instant tater tots?
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Is there any kind of algorithm here at all?
How u gonna get something out of nothing? I’ll take some tater tots - but make em hot!
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You have to love when they're like there's so many jobs..... yeah where's my teef brusher at, l've been waiting here for two hours for a good scrubbin. Seriously though, bringing someone chicken wings isn't gainful employment. Also, can we stop having ai replace the coolest jobs please lol #joke #meme #memestr #creatr #inflation #video
Sometimes you have to laugh at how meta meta can get. If you follow the rabbit long enough it leads to a place where the puppets hail from. All of that will make sense eventually, but for now you just have to follow along, and fug around with your peeps. If you ever find yourself unsettled just have one of those really long crazy I'm the joker now laughs to calm down. It always works.
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You reap what you sow so be careful what you choose
"Baby think it over" Look, if you're on the fence of starting an onlyfans this is your opportunity to stop and think about how long a run you'll even have before it's all ai, and we hate to break it to you, but you aint ai hot, not even close. There was a short window where you could've made a lot of money off of your goods, but that window is slamming shut like a steel trap. Baby think it over! Also, ai is not the problem. Kooky people with bad ideas using ai is the problem.
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