The lion just kind of assumed everyone has thought about suicide at least a couple times in life and was shocked when he was told the opposite while in a public conversation and worries his new friends dont look at him the same way anymore

doing the haka in front of her house until she gives me pussy

The lion respects the autonomy of the small dog and would just like to be good enough to be their friend

The lion just wants to be nice to those around him and not cause any trouble because his social maladaptive tendencies have resulted in profound amounts of isolation and wasted years.

The lion has poor self control and regrets treating his friends badly over the years while understanding it's still his fault and must be kept accountable despite his social avoidance.

want to release large oceanic birds like Ostriches into North America because they kick ass, regardless of the inevitable ecological disaster it would cause

what the fuck is a gorf shut up