Thank you for these emails #Google. Their purpose may be to make me feel bad for ruining your multi-trillion dollar empire with the strict policies around trackers and ads on my private and regularly purchased devices. But the more you folks send me emails like these, the more I feel like I'm doing a good job keeping you at the doorstep. Providing me with the ability to customize the flavour of the shit I eat through a control panel won't change the fact that I don't want to eat shit in the first place.