OMG I'M SO EXCITED SAMSON IS ANNOUNCING A POTENTIAL FUTURE ANNOUNCEMENT! DENNIS WOULD BE SO PROUD!!!!

Thursday throwback. Congrats to Charlie Lee you're an absolute legend for dumping all of your Litecoin in 2017 and claiming it was for the greater good of the ecosystem. Legendary dump sir👏

GOOD MORNING. THIS IS AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO REMIND YOU OF DENNIS PORTERS PRE-ANNOUNCEMENT WHICH WILL BE ANNOUNCED TODAY. I LOOK FORWARD TO THIS ANNOUNCEMENT AND THE POTENTIAL ANNOUNCEMENT OF FUTURE ANNOUNCEMENTS. KINDLY SEND ME 3 BITCOIN IF YOU'D LIKE TO RECEIVE ADVANCED NOTICE OF ANNOUNCEMENTS. KTHX

If there are capital gains on bitcoin i should also be able to claim purchasing power losses on my USD.

Gonna need a wellness check on ETH fans.