my one cat does this thing where she comes over, starts tapping my legs and thighs with her paws to get my attention (as if saying "pick me up"). when i bend down to pick her up, she runs away. then once i go back to working she does it again.
sharing your screen on a meeting with people you've never met and tabbing over to an empty desktop so they can see who they are dealing with (type of person who has lesbian anime girls kissing background)
im advancing the "hailey is a 10x engineer" accusations by simply not looking at my computer while typing on occasion. interesting bar that exists these days.