cats are in gremlin mode this morning (and i guess last night too judging by the mess on the floor...). just in time for standup

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found 3 gray hairs this morning oh no. this site gonna age me the way the presidency ages people

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little rascal https://pds.haileyok.com/xrpc/com.atproto.sync.getBlob?did=did:plc:oisofpd7lj26yvgiivf3lxsi&cid=bafkreig337rcwt6lyzodm46226hvsdsgo4dgdosoxr42isupprcoaltmau

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