The Pōhutukawa is like an explosion of festive joy omg #TreesOfMastodon

Back in the late 90s I did a work placement with "Loaded" magazine in London. The editor of the time had come from one of the big newspapers, and told me how all of the UK news industry knew about Prince Andrew's awful activities, had the smoking gun evidence, and that they couldn't publish because of massive threats over their heads. They all toed the line. I'm not one for conspiracy theories but it does seem the establishment wields enormous power when it wants to protect its own.

Fedi-folk - do you regularly post on other social media? (More than a couple of times a year or so) I'm intentionally not including LinkedIn or TikTok, but also, I only have four options available.

OK the brits have lost their god damned minds #EssjaxInUK

This is how they park here in essex. These are parked. #EssjaxInUK

Mr Noodles. Have you been sniffing around the bean bag again? #Caturday # CatsOfMastodon

Just fired my bank because I didn't like the low numbers they report in my account.

Tauranga Moana at the end of a beautiful day. #SunsetsOfMastodon

When you buy one of these in the supermarket and the young checkout staff look at it like, wtf is this??? and they look at you, and you say "swede", and the palpable relief on their little faces 🥰

Alright, which of you fabulous fuckers was boating on my harbour today? #SeasOfMastodon