I needed to do a word count on a PDF the other day (my work is so exciting). It opened in Adobe Acrobat, and its AI thing popped up, wanting to help. I had planned to copy paste the text into a 'word count' website, but this AI was asking what I needed, so I asked. 646 Words, it told me. Fam, there were 512 words in that document. It wasn't even *close*. How did we break computers so badly that they can't even count anymore 😢

A quick look into the fedi just now #gravy

This place is good for the soul. #SeasOfMastodon

Jeff Bozos' wedding guests are turning up in 95 private jets and untold mega yachts in fucking sinking Venice and meanwhile I gotta cut my hand rinsing out a tin of tomatoes so I can recycle it, the fuck man. The fuck.

An "exquisite and beautiful life" can be had for just two dollars and fifty cents. This changes everything.

Tauranga council put on a free screening of Moana in Te Reo Māori and it nearly made cry its so beautiful

Checking into a hotel and a couple have booked and paid for valet parking. Unfortunately their car has a manual transmission and none of the hotel staff are able to drive it 😅

Gah I love Auckland. #SunsetsOfMastodon