Quick Guide to Portal Jumping 1. Find a Portal: • Search your attic, basement, or local creepy warehouse for glowing vortexes. 2. Prepare: • Pack essentials: snacks, flashlight, and a towel. • Wear comfy shoes; portal terrain is tricky. 3. Get Mentally Ready: • Embrace the idea that logic is overrated. • Drink caffeine to stay alert. 4. Enter with Style: • Approach with confidence. • Jump or dance into the portal-style points count. 5. Navigate the New World: • Question locals about their customs. • Blend in with bizarre accents and attire. 6. Return Plan: • Note your entry point, or leave cryptic notes. • Wait for the next portal if lost.