Bitcoin isn't about being greedy. It's about circumventing the greedy. #bitcoin

'Eat your vegetables and then you can have your 100k' Bitcoin CEO proposes an unreasonable trade to stave off relentless requests for 100k. #bitcoin

Time to hang up the apron once more. #bitcoin

'The invisible hand of the market is working as intended' No consolation from Bitcoin CEO as people gather outside his home to demand lower prices. #bitcoin

'Bang your dead!' Bitcoin CEO shares thoughts on the current state of the US dollar. #bitcoin

Bitcoin is pumping. Stay with the joy, don't block it out. #bitcoin

What price would bitcoin need to hit for you to publicly state that hyperbitcoinization has begun? #bitcoin

Roll out the aliens. We need them distracted until we can secure enough bitcoin to maintain our wealth and standing in a post-fiat world. #bitcoin

My intelligence is positively correlated with the spot bitcoin price. Currently I am smart. #bitcoin