Make babies. It's easier apparently. Probability of a sperm reaching the egg: 2.67 × 10^−9 Probability of a single hash finding a block: 1.59 × 10^−21 The probability of a single hash finding a block is approximately 1 in 630 quintillion, while the probability of a sperm reaching the egg is around 1 in 375 million. This means that the chance of a sperm reaching the egg is many orders of magnitude higher than the chance of a single hash finding a block.

Update: I have found a (bad) solution for this problem using a telegram bot to transfer calls and texts from the cellular network to the internet. So people could call me via the cell network and I would answer on another device using telegram. At first this seems like a viable solution, however it appears these bots are not open source and could exploit your phone number for 2FA reasons etc. So the search continues. View quoted note →