man yearns for the sheets (spreadsheets)

how long until someone shoves the gabe cube up their ass

accidentally called a lambda function a "labubu function" during a work meeting. i have never felt such shame in my life before, i don't think seppuku is enough to repay the generational karmic debt that i have incurred

the world started going downhill when we stopped spelling "the Internet" with a capital letter

me

nut november

the airport ads at huntsville are pretty wild. yes, i would like to purchase a (1) drone